sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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common0courtesy:

I get what i want

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dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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ejacutastic:

 how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

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